1 00:00:18,139 --> 00:00:20,878 Did I startle you, darling? 2 00:00:21,184 --> 00:00:24,356 Try a touch of bay leaf from India. 3 00:00:24,605 --> 00:00:28,015 Have you ever thought of calling before you drop in, like other people? 4 00:00:28,276 --> 00:00:30,936 I'm not like other people, Samantha. Neither are you. 5 00:00:31,113 --> 00:00:34,762 So will you please kindly tell me why you are wearing yourself out? 6 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,288 Mr. McMann and Mr. Tate thought it'd be nice... 7 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,272 to have Mr. Barker here for dinner. 8 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,990 Well, why don't they have him to dinner? 9 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,028 Because he's Darrin's account. 10 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:48,802 Now, if you'll excuse me, I am very busy. 11 00:00:52,472 --> 00:00:55,484 There's an easier way to do that, you know. 12 00:00:55,684 --> 00:00:57,183 I promised I wouldn't. 13 00:00:57,353 --> 00:01:00,650 Oh, please, you're breaking my heart. 14 00:01:00,899 --> 00:01:04,196 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and change. 15 00:01:04,403 --> 00:01:07,142 Oh, well, go right ahead. 16 00:01:07,532 --> 00:01:11,022 And I'd rather you didn't show up at the party tonight, if you don't mind. 17 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:14,382 Why should I? I'm only your mother. 18 00:01:14,582 --> 00:01:17,116 I won't be around forever. 19 00:01:17,836 --> 00:01:19,813 Wanna bet? 20 00:02:10,316 --> 00:02:12,407 Oh, hello, darling. 21 00:02:12,652 --> 00:02:14,982 Mr. Barker's bringing a date? 22 00:02:15,197 --> 00:02:18,016 Oh, no, no. No trouble at all. 23 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,972 I miss you, sweetheart. 24 00:02:20,161 --> 00:02:22,729 I miss you too, angel. 25 00:02:23,916 --> 00:02:26,769 Yes, and I love you very much. 26 00:02:27,587 --> 00:02:28,961 Bye-bye. 27 00:02:32,801 --> 00:02:34,493 I sell baby food, Stephens. 28 00:02:34,679 --> 00:02:36,212 I know. 29 00:02:36,806 --> 00:02:38,259 You ever see my product? 30 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:39,765 Yes. 31 00:02:40,185 --> 00:02:42,196 What'd you think of the label? 32 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,540 The way it's packaged? 33 00:02:45,108 --> 00:02:48,405 Frankly, Mr. Barker, I think there's room for improvement. 34 00:02:49,113 --> 00:02:51,124 I designed it myself. 35 00:02:52,283 --> 00:02:54,578 I still think there's room for improvement. 36 00:02:54,786 --> 00:02:58,196 - Did you open the can? - I did. 37 00:02:58,415 --> 00:03:01,029 - Taste the product? - No, Mr. Barker. 38 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:04,985 I'm not crazy about baby food. It's a little bland for my taste. 39 00:03:05,215 --> 00:03:08,671 What's bland about strained bananas and squash with buttered beef hearts? 40 00:03:08,886 --> 00:03:10,544 It's delicious. 41 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,453 In fact, it's so good, you hate to give it to your kid. 42 00:03:15,672 --> 00:03:17,461 How about that, eh? 43 00:03:19,821 --> 00:03:21,477 - What do you think of that? - Of what? 44 00:03:21,527 --> 00:03:27,497 The slogan. " Barker's is so good, you hate to feed it to your child." 45 00:03:28,744 --> 00:03:31,199 Well, I'd rephrase that, Mr. Barker. 46 00:03:31,372 --> 00:03:33,030 "Barker's is so good... 47 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:37,619 you can hardly resist eating it yourself." Something like that. 48 00:03:38,881 --> 00:03:41,893 You like rephrasing things I say, don't you? 49 00:03:42,135 --> 00:03:43,634 I like being honest. 50 00:03:44,221 --> 00:03:45,959 You're pretty sure of yourself, huh? 51 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:47,673 I know my business, Mr. Barker. 52 00:03:48,684 --> 00:03:52,459 This sort of campaign is most effective in slick magazines and in colour. 53 00:03:52,689 --> 00:03:54,859 Look, I don't have too much time today. 54 00:03:55,025 --> 00:03:58,561 - But you haven't seen any of this. - Well, I'll take it with me. 55 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,690 See you tonight, huh? We'll talk about it then. 56 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:08,622 Well, how'd we make out? 57 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:10,723 Well, I don't know. He took the layouts. 58 00:04:10,878 --> 00:04:12,889 Said we'd talk about it after dinner. 59 00:04:13,047 --> 00:04:17,345 That's a good idea. A man who's had a marvellous culinary experience... 60 00:04:17,594 --> 00:04:21,050 topped off with a fine old brandy, is tremendously receptive. 61 00:04:24,561 --> 00:04:27,892 We are going to have a marvellous culinary experience... 62 00:04:28,107 --> 00:04:30,675 topped off with a fine old brandy, aren't we? 63 00:04:31,486 --> 00:04:33,304 Yes, we are. 64 00:04:33,572 --> 00:04:36,982 But we might be better off if we serve strained bananas and squash... 65 00:04:37,201 --> 00:04:39,417 with buttered beef hearts. 66 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:44,704 Can I tell you something, honey? 67 00:04:44,835 --> 00:04:47,813 - That little girl you married is a witch. - Pardon? 68 00:04:48,006 --> 00:04:51,143 I never saw a person that could throw together a dinner like this. 69 00:04:51,343 --> 00:04:53,240 And she did it all by herself. 70 00:04:53,387 --> 00:04:55,921 - It's like magic. - She's very gifted that way. 71 00:04:56,099 --> 00:04:58,997 Rex always tells me that with me it would take six weeks... 72 00:04:59,186 --> 00:05:02,164 and 12 servants, and it still wouldn't turn out right. 73 00:05:02,356 --> 00:05:06,085 You said "first-rate." I presume you were referring to Stephens' portfolio. 74 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,331 No, I was referring to his wife. 75 00:05:08,989 --> 00:05:10,158 Yes. 76 00:05:10,283 --> 00:05:13,216 But about the campaign, did you have a chance to look it over? 77 00:05:13,411 --> 00:05:15,741 I haven't even had a chance to look her over yet. 78 00:05:15,914 --> 00:05:19,245 She's been in and out of that kitchen all evening. Oh, there she is. 79 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:22,791 Oh, she's quite a girl. Yep. 80 00:05:24,174 --> 00:05:26,071 Mrs. Tate, can I get you something else? 81 00:05:26,219 --> 00:05:29,277 No, thank you. Oh, that was a marvellous dinner, Samantha. 82 00:05:29,472 --> 00:05:32,325 Thank you so much. How about a green mint or brandy? 83 00:05:32,518 --> 00:05:34,848 Brandy sounds wonderful. 84 00:05:36,648 --> 00:05:38,022 - Hi, there. - Samantha. 85 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:40,684 We were just talking about you. Can I fix you a drink? 86 00:05:40,861 --> 00:05:42,679 I was just taking Mrs. Tate a brandy. 87 00:05:42,822 --> 00:05:45,641 Well, here you are. Give that to your wife, will you, Tate? 88 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,559 Well, of course. 89 00:05:47,703 --> 00:05:50,078 - Now, what will you have? - Oh, nothing, thank you. 90 00:05:50,248 --> 00:05:53,226 Don't you ever slow down? You haven't talked to me all evening. 91 00:05:53,418 --> 00:05:55,349 - I have guests. - And I'm one of them. 92 00:05:55,504 --> 00:05:59,074 Why don't we take a stroll and get to know each other. Know what I mean? 93 00:05:59,342 --> 00:06:00,955 Yes, I think I do. 94 00:06:01,136 --> 00:06:02,874 Well, good. 95 00:06:07,852 --> 00:06:09,465 Son of a gun. 96 00:06:14,861 --> 00:06:17,919 - You all right, honey? - Well, a little tired. 97 00:06:18,114 --> 00:06:20,523 - You're doing a great job. - Oh, thank you, darling. 98 00:06:20,701 --> 00:06:23,679 Everybody's raving about the dinner and you, especially Barker. 99 00:06:23,871 --> 00:06:26,531 Meeting you might be the thing that gets us his account. 100 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:28,764 - You're not serious? - Well, I certainly am. 101 00:06:28,919 --> 00:06:30,611 Barker's very impressed with you. 102 00:06:30,755 --> 00:06:32,652 You married me, therefore it follows... 103 00:06:32,799 --> 00:06:36,209 I must be something very special. Presto, he hands over the account. 104 00:06:36,428 --> 00:06:38,041 Take it easy. 105 00:06:51,822 --> 00:06:53,196 Peekaboo! 106 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:57,394 Mr. Barker, you scared me half to death. 107 00:06:57,579 --> 00:06:59,271 Oh, I didn't mean to do that. 108 00:06:59,623 --> 00:07:01,520 I just thought you forgot all about me. 109 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:04,964 Nothing of the kind. You're not the sort of man a person could forget. 110 00:07:05,171 --> 00:07:07,626 Oh, good. Good. Look, why don't we sit down and... 111 00:07:07,799 --> 00:07:09,173 I'll freshen your drink. 112 00:07:09,301 --> 00:07:12,871 I don't drink anymore. I don't drink any less, but I don't drink any more. 113 00:07:13,973 --> 00:07:16,223 Let's go inside, it's kind of chilly out here. 114 00:07:16,393 --> 00:07:17,767 I don't wanna go inside. 115 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,870 I'm warning you, Mr. Barker, my husband is a very jealous man. 116 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:23,554 Well, I don't blame him. I mean, so am I. 117 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,072 Barker say anything to you about the account? 118 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,010 No. Have you seen Samantha? 119 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:30,088 Yes, I think she went outside somewhere. 120 00:07:31,119 --> 00:07:33,130 Please, Mr. Barker. 121 00:07:33,497 --> 00:07:35,667 Mr. Barker, I'm warning you. 122 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:39,482 If you don't get control of yourself, I'm going to do something drastic. 123 00:07:39,796 --> 00:07:41,966 Promise? 124 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:52,744 - What are you doing out here all alone? - Oh, I'm not alone. 125 00:07:53,146 --> 00:07:54,520 Where'd he come from? 126 00:07:54,689 --> 00:07:57,940 Oh, he's been around all night, making a pest of himself. 127 00:07:58,152 --> 00:07:59,526 Love-starved little beggar. 128 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:03,029 Yes, he certainly is. Darrin, there's something I'd like to tell you. 129 00:08:03,241 --> 00:08:05,297 Later, sweetheart, we have guests. 130 00:08:06,578 --> 00:08:09,590 - Vicious for a little guy, isn't he? - Yes, be careful. Darrin... 131 00:08:09,832 --> 00:08:13,447 Put him down. You're supposed to be the host of this party, remember? 132 00:08:13,670 --> 00:08:15,044 Come on, put him down. 133 00:08:21,889 --> 00:08:23,945 Good night, Mrs. Tate. 134 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:27,988 - Yes, I will, Larry. Good night. - Thank you. Good night. 135 00:08:32,109 --> 00:08:36,441 Where were you when I was looking for you a little while ago? 136 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:39,043 I think I'll just take you out back. 137 00:08:39,243 --> 00:08:40,822 Hey, isn't he cute? 138 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:45,524 Yes, you are, you shaggy little devil with that cold, wet nose. 139 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:49,040 He's adorable. I'd like to take him home with me. 140 00:08:49,213 --> 00:08:52,111 - Why don't you. - Well, isn't he yours? 141 00:08:52,342 --> 00:08:55,400 Just dropped in. It probably belongs to one of the neighbours. 142 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,183 Never mind. I'll take him. I'll just put him... 143 00:08:58,349 --> 00:09:00,724 No, sweetheart, I'll take him. 144 00:09:02,187 --> 00:09:04,562 Well, thanks again for the marvellous dinner. 145 00:09:09,362 --> 00:09:11,214 And stay out. 146 00:09:11,699 --> 00:09:13,391 I'm still worried about Mr. Barker. 147 00:09:13,576 --> 00:09:16,236 This isn't the first time I've had to drive myself home. 148 00:09:16,413 --> 00:09:18,026 I'm used to it with Rex. 149 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:22,208 - Good night. - Good night. 150 00:09:26,592 --> 00:09:28,444 Well, honey, time to go to bed. 151 00:09:30,805 --> 00:09:32,304 Honey? 152 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:36,806 - Yes, but what about him? I ought to... - Never mind about him. 153 00:09:37,021 --> 00:09:38,839 I'll just go out and close the gate... 154 00:09:39,023 --> 00:09:41,956 He found his way in, sweetheart, he can find his way out. 155 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,475 Oh, dear. 156 00:10:00,215 --> 00:10:02,590 - What's the matter with that mutt? - I'll go see. 157 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,691 Never mind, I will do it. 158 00:10:04,846 --> 00:10:06,743 Yes, but, Darrin, I'm worried... 159 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:08,901 - I'll do it, sweetheart. - It's so cold... 160 00:10:09,059 --> 00:10:12,390 - I'll put on my robe. - Yes, well... But I could... 161 00:10:18,988 --> 00:10:21,283 Wanna wake up the whole neighbourhood? 162 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:30,992 Oh, Mr. Barker, don't you ever give up? 163 00:10:31,211 --> 00:10:33,779 I can't change you back here. Darrin will... 164 00:10:34,006 --> 00:10:37,098 It's no use. We might as well let him stay till morning. 165 00:10:37,302 --> 00:10:39,393 Oh, I don't think that's such a good idea. 166 00:10:39,596 --> 00:10:42,813 - He'll get tired and curl up in a corner. - I don't think so. 167 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,433 Wonder how he got in here. 168 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,181 Darrin... 169 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,364 - you invited him. - What? 170 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,587 I couldn't say anything in front of others, but I had to do it. 171 00:10:53,822 --> 00:10:55,196 You had to do what? 172 00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:57,262 Change Mr. Barker into a dog. 173 00:10:59,787 --> 00:11:02,196 What kind of a joke is that? 174 00:11:02,415 --> 00:11:05,632 Oh, it's no joke. You see, he got very obnoxious. 175 00:11:05,836 --> 00:11:11,010 Wait. You're telling me you took a live person and turned him into a dog. 176 00:11:11,343 --> 00:11:12,796 Yes. 177 00:11:12,928 --> 00:11:15,303 Back up, I wanna get this straight. 178 00:11:15,473 --> 00:11:18,690 You actually turned a human being into a dog. 179 00:11:18,894 --> 00:11:20,313 Yes. 180 00:11:20,437 --> 00:11:23,893 And that dog is Rex Barker? 181 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,594 Yes. 182 00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:32,206 I can't believe it. 183 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,849 Well, I'm sorry, dear, but I had to do it. You see, he was drunk. 184 00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:42,241 Of course, that explains everything. 185 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,789 A drunken dog is better than a drunken man. 186 00:11:45,926 --> 00:11:49,018 He trapped me in the garden and was making advances. 187 00:11:49,222 --> 00:11:51,040 I had to do something. 188 00:11:51,224 --> 00:11:54,475 You call that something? 189 00:11:56,314 --> 00:11:57,688 That's my client. 190 00:11:57,815 --> 00:11:59,826 You don't wanna even hear what happened. 191 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:02,963 I had the account all wrapped up. What am I supposed to do now? 192 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,974 Bring Larry Tate a contract with Barker's paw print on it? 193 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,578 Will he remember any of this? 194 00:12:07,702 --> 00:12:09,235 - No. - Good. Change him back. 195 00:12:09,371 --> 00:12:11,382 Not until you listen to what I have to say. 196 00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:13,232 I'll listen later. Change him back. 197 00:12:14,627 --> 00:12:16,922 Barker practically attacked me. 198 00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:22,205 But that doesn't matter as long as you get him to sign with your agency. 199 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:23,844 What do you mean? 200 00:12:24,014 --> 00:12:26,469 - He was very aggressive. - You're exaggerating. 201 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:28,016 I am not! 202 00:12:28,352 --> 00:12:31,285 Well, so maybe he had a few too many. Any ordinary wife... 203 00:12:31,523 --> 00:12:35,298 would know how to handle it. But you had to turn him into an animal! 204 00:12:35,569 --> 00:12:39,264 Well, he behaved like an animal. He grabbed me and tried to bite me. 205 00:12:40,909 --> 00:12:42,965 No wonder, look at the way you're dressed. 206 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,619 I wasn't dressed like this. 207 00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:47,486 You are now. Put something on, you're driving him crazy. 208 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,837 You're so concerned about him. What about me? 209 00:12:50,045 --> 00:12:53,854 What about you? You're just a wife, he's a livelihood. 210 00:12:54,717 --> 00:12:57,854 - And that's all you care about? - Yes. 211 00:12:58,096 --> 00:13:00,664 Fine, then that settles it. 212 00:13:04,104 --> 00:13:05,956 Please leave this room. 213 00:13:06,148 --> 00:13:08,967 Now, just a minute, Samantha, let's not fly off the handle. 214 00:13:09,151 --> 00:13:11,367 Out. This minute. 215 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:14,427 If that's the way you feel about it. Just change him back. 216 00:13:14,616 --> 00:13:16,115 - Never. - Samantha. 217 00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:19,176 - Out! - Samantha! Will you listen to me? 218 00:13:19,414 --> 00:13:23,189 Samantha! Samantha, open this door, do you hear me? 219 00:13:27,799 --> 00:13:31,414 All right, have it your own way. 220 00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:42,375 Sorry, old man. 221 00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:51,803 Yes, Mother, what is it? 222 00:13:51,953 --> 00:13:55,523 I just popped in to say I told you so. 223 00:13:58,127 --> 00:14:01,424 Oh, that ridiculous husband of yours certainly is a sketch. 224 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,751 I almost split me bodice. 225 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,361 - What's that? - Pussycat. 226 00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:27,042 What's all the excitement? 227 00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:30,057 That little pussycat won't hurt Mr. Barker. 228 00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:34,201 - You call that a pussycat? - What do you call it? 229 00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:38,158 A mountain lion. It'll tear Mr. Barker to shreds. 230 00:14:40,929 --> 00:14:42,382 Where are you going? 231 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:45,526 To rescue that drunken dog. If anything happened to him... 232 00:14:45,726 --> 00:14:48,021 Darrin would never forgive me. 233 00:14:57,824 --> 00:14:59,880 Oh, Mr. Barker. 234 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,779 What happened? 235 00:15:31,948 --> 00:15:34,926 - Where am I? - Well, we took a little stroll. 236 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,109 - I'm bleeding. - Well, just a bit. 237 00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:44,908 Now, you be sure and put something on that as soon as you get home. 238 00:15:48,343 --> 00:15:51,560 You little spitfire, you. 239 00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:54,837 Go ahead, scratch me again, see if I care. 240 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:57,151 Oh, Mr. Barker. 241 00:16:16,168 --> 00:16:19,385 - My dog, he'll be killed. - We'll get him. Just don't get excited. 242 00:16:19,589 --> 00:16:21,361 But you don't understand. You see... 243 00:16:21,508 --> 00:16:23,087 - Do you live around here? - Yes. 244 00:16:23,219 --> 00:16:25,674 - What's your name? - Stephens. Mrs. Darrin Stephens. 245 00:16:25,847 --> 00:16:28,336 How come you're in your robe, Mrs. Stephens? 246 00:16:28,558 --> 00:16:34,130 Robe? Oh, yes. Well, you see, I was taking my dog for a walk, and... 247 00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:36,891 I wish you'd let me find him. Something terrible... 248 00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:38,921 Now, don't get excited, Mrs. Stephens. 249 00:16:39,071 --> 00:16:43,881 I have to find that dog. My husband's very fond of that animal. 250 00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:47,021 We'll put out a call. One of the cars will pick him up. 251 00:16:47,248 --> 00:16:49,179 That's nice of you, but no, thank you. 252 00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,742 I think I better just keep on looking. 253 00:16:52,254 --> 00:16:55,073 You can't wander around the street like that, Mrs. Stephens. 254 00:16:55,257 --> 00:16:59,635 We'll take you home, and when we find your dog, we'll call you. 255 00:17:12,778 --> 00:17:14,869 I've been worried sick. Where have you been? 256 00:17:15,031 --> 00:17:17,281 Mr. Barker got in a fight and decided to leave. 257 00:17:17,451 --> 00:17:18,950 - A fight with who? - A cat. 258 00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:20,657 A cat? You mean, he's still... 259 00:17:20,788 --> 00:17:22,207 He was. 260 00:17:22,331 --> 00:17:24,991 - You changed him back? - I did. 261 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,875 Well, is he all right? I mean, did he say anything? 262 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,268 No, not a word. The last time I saw him, he was in a hurry. 263 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,374 You think I ought to call the hotel? 264 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,568 No, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He's gonna need all the rest he can get. 265 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:42,910 I guess you're right. Sam, look, I was pretty upset tonight... 266 00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:46,126 and probably said a lot of things in the heat of the moment. 267 00:17:46,319 --> 00:17:48,853 I know exactly what you mean. Forget it. 268 00:17:49,072 --> 00:17:51,481 Good. I'll get my blanket and join you. 269 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,995 That won't be necessary. 270 00:18:29,162 --> 00:18:33,858 Hello, Sergeant Frost? Oh, this is Mrs. Stephens again. 271 00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:37,059 You found him? He's where? 272 00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:41,401 Dr. David Cook. Yes. Now, what's the address? 273 00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:45,573 Fine, I'll pick him up right away. Thank you, sergeant. 274 00:18:46,183 --> 00:18:49,480 Scratches are nothing to worry about. As soon as his beard grows in... 275 00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:51,903 - you won't even notice. - Can I have him now? 276 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,156 I gave him a tetanus shot. 277 00:18:54,776 --> 00:18:56,946 Let out quite a scream, the little fellow did. 278 00:18:57,112 --> 00:19:01,000 - But it's for his own good. - Doctor, I'm in a terrible hurry. 279 00:19:01,284 --> 00:19:07,778 Oh, yes. A shot and a bath and a first-rate clip comes to $27. 280 00:19:08,209 --> 00:19:10,948 Will you please just send us a bill? You have the address. 281 00:19:11,129 --> 00:19:14,187 Hurry up and get him for me. He's late for an important meeting. 282 00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:20,626 - Meeting? - Doctor, please. 283 00:19:26,815 --> 00:19:29,304 Well, how does he look? 284 00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:34,936 I can't imagine. 285 00:19:40,832 --> 00:19:43,321 You'd think at least he'd have the courtesy to call. 286 00:19:43,502 --> 00:19:45,593 Well, he put away a lot of booze last night. 287 00:19:53,597 --> 00:19:56,655 All right, Mr. Barker, you're on your own. 288 00:19:58,311 --> 00:20:00,686 - Yes? - Mr. Barker is in the conference room. 289 00:20:00,856 --> 00:20:03,709 - We'll be right there. - And your wife is on her way up. 290 00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:06,834 Good, tell her to wait in my office. I wanna see her. 291 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,256 Mr. Ba... 292 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,507 Hiya. 293 00:20:18,669 --> 00:20:20,407 Say, that... 294 00:20:22,215 --> 00:20:24,226 That must have been some party last night. 295 00:20:24,426 --> 00:20:26,517 What did you do? 296 00:20:26,679 --> 00:20:29,009 I don't know. 297 00:20:29,182 --> 00:20:32,638 But whatever it was, I won first prize. 298 00:20:34,772 --> 00:20:37,102 What happened to your hair? 299 00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:39,206 I haven't the faintest idea. 300 00:20:39,819 --> 00:20:42,228 It looks good. 301 00:20:42,531 --> 00:20:44,701 Yeah. 302 00:20:46,369 --> 00:20:49,700 You ought to see my chest. It's all... 303 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,368 ruffled. 304 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,516 Why don't you sit down. 305 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,142 Yeah. 306 00:21:05,016 --> 00:21:09,075 Seems like I backed into a cactus bush or something. 307 00:21:09,772 --> 00:21:11,430 Is Babs sore about last night? 308 00:21:11,608 --> 00:21:14,427 No. On the contrary, she thought you were cute. 309 00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:20,468 Look... 310 00:21:20,702 --> 00:21:23,760 - Look, I need a little pick-me-up. - The bar's in my office. 311 00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:26,570 - I'll fix you something. - No, look, I know where it is. 312 00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:29,604 We'd like to get this contract buttoned down this morning. 313 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:32,869 You got a deal. I like Stephens' work. 314 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:37,201 But give me a minute, will you? This is an emergency. 315 00:21:39,808 --> 00:21:41,899 Ruffles. 316 00:22:01,084 --> 00:22:03,300 Mr. Barker? 317 00:22:04,255 --> 00:22:06,585 Well, hello there. 318 00:22:07,008 --> 00:22:10,544 - How are you feeling, Mr. Barker? - Miserable, thanks. 319 00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:14,059 But this will straighten me out. A little hair of the dog that bit me. 320 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:16,642 - Know what I mean? - Yes. 321 00:22:22,068 --> 00:22:23,965 I usually drink it with carrot juice. 322 00:22:24,112 --> 00:22:27,124 I get just as smashed, but I can see better after dark. 323 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:39,647 - You know, you really are a knockout. - Mr. Barker, you're amazing. 324 00:22:39,881 --> 00:22:41,619 Don't you ever get tired? 325 00:22:43,176 --> 00:22:45,312 Never. 326 00:22:46,764 --> 00:22:50,334 - Oh, I was just telling her about the... - What are you doing? 327 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,254 - Protecting my wife. - He was only with her for a minute. 328 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:56,611 - What could he have done? - He was nibbling at her neck. 329 00:22:56,818 --> 00:22:59,148 - You didn't have to hit him. - What do you expect? 330 00:22:59,321 --> 00:23:00,740 Well, use a little diplomacy. 331 00:23:00,864 --> 00:23:04,320 When somebody insults my wife, that's as diplomatic as I get. 332 00:23:04,535 --> 00:23:06,830 - You all right, sweetheart? - Oh, I'm fine. 333 00:23:06,997 --> 00:23:08,928 But you didn't have to do that. 334 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,741 Mr. Barker. 335 00:23:10,918 --> 00:23:14,374 - I should have done it last night. - Oh, you wouldn't hit a little dog. 336 00:23:14,589 --> 00:23:17,283 - You were telling the truth. Forgive me? - Of course. 337 00:23:17,468 --> 00:23:20,605 I won't. That punch just cost this company half a million dollars. 338 00:23:20,805 --> 00:23:24,341 - What will I tell the stockholders? - Tell them I quit. Come on, darling. 339 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,457 Well, what about him? 340 00:23:26,604 --> 00:23:29,013 Why don't you call the pound. 341 00:23:39,161 --> 00:23:40,614 Hi. 342 00:23:41,163 --> 00:23:43,379 - What are you doing here? - I just dropped by... 343 00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:47,031 to tell you I signed with your outfit, provided you handle the account. 344 00:23:47,254 --> 00:23:49,470 Expect me to work with you after what happened? 345 00:23:49,673 --> 00:23:51,968 Oh, forget it. I've got a problem. 346 00:23:53,303 --> 00:23:56,076 Some of my best friends have knocked me cold. 347 00:23:56,264 --> 00:24:00,721 Hey, listen, if you and your wife are ever in Columbus, Ohio, I... 348 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,997 Oh, forget it. 349 00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:09,835 Sam. 350 00:24:09,989 --> 00:24:13,240 - They want me back on the job. - Well, I'm not surprised. 351 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,588 You didn't have anything to do with this? 352 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,565 Of course not, everybody wants you because you're the best. 353 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:22,081 - How about taking me out to celebrate? - Good idea. I'll get my hat. 354 00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:25,593 Don't you dare move. 355 00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:35,738 - Samantha. - I know, I know, no hocus-pocus. 356 00:24:35,979 --> 00:24:39,037 So sue me, it was worth it.